By Anonymous - 28/08/2018 06:00

Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I was allergic, literally got in between us while we were having sex. He didn't stop and got mad when I did. Now I'm itchy. FML
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skippydoda 32
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He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

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Lennie Mcfish 19
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That's a sign to leave.

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Leeono 26
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That’s sounds ruff. I would have collared him. That’s not the type of boning he should be interested in. Any more paw puns?!

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Lennie Mcfish 19
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That's a sign to leave.

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wanted_2_want 40
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That was a wild kind of threesome.

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skippydoda 32
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He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

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real life problems 26
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What does honey have to do with it? Bees are dying at an alarming rate you know

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skippydoda 32
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I'm allergic to bees so good riddance (I actually don't feel this way)

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AXel2169 23
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Your boyfriend sounds like a dick

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mssileas 25
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Whyyyy are y'all in relationships with people who can't even be bothered with being considerate of your basic health?? Leave him to share the bed with his dog and get you someone who values you enough to not let you break out in allergic reactions for the sake of his weiner. JFC.

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Stephanie Claire 12
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Eh the dog is probably better company anyway

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