Intimacy, Animals, Dogs and Allergies: Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2018 06:00

Today, my boyfriend's dog, which he got even though he knew I was allergic, literally got in between us while we were having sex. He didn't stop and got mad when I did. Now I'm itchy. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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By ohsnap - 22/01/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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A load of hot air

By SkipBeatOtaku - 16/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 06:00

Today, I was engaged in intercourse with my fiancée when her dog decided take a loud dump in front of the fan that was pointed at us. Needless to say, intercourse ended very abruptly. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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skippydoda 32

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:51

He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

Lennie Mcfish 19

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:09

That's a sign to leave.

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 22 August 2018 1:09

That’s sounds ruff. I would have collared him. That’s not the type of boning he should be interested in. Any more paw puns?!

Lennie Mcfish 19

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:09

That's a sign to leave.

wanted_2_want 40

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:14

That was a wild kind of threesome.

skippydoda 32

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:51

He knew that you are allergic and still choose a dog... Honey, that's a sign. When you had an allergic reaction he was mad because you wouldn't have sex with him... Honey, that's a sign. LEAVE HIM!

real life problems 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 8:38

What does honey have to do with it? Bees are dying at an alarming rate you know

skippydoda 32

Tuesday 28 August 2018 9:17

I'm allergic to bees so good riddance (I actually don't feel this way)

AXel2169 23

Tuesday 28 August 2018 7:22

Your boyfriend sounds like a dick

mssileas 25

Tuesday 28 August 2018 8:58

Whyyyy are y'all in relationships with people who can't even be bothered with being considerate of your basic health?? Leave him to share the bed with his dog and get you someone who values you enough to not let you break out in allergic reactions for the sake of his weiner. JFC.