Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
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Comments (155)
rachelkayy 0
Are you serious?? Duuuude that's terrible. FYL. I would've broken up with him right then and there.
nu1alex 0
I would slip them into all of his food and drinks over time.
buckeyebaby3 4
What a fucktard he is.. If he's still your boyfriend, so are you!!'
rachelkayy 0
That doesn't even make sense
MisterEx 28
At least he didn't attach a card to the pills saying: take a hint but don't eat it.
beebananaz88 0
Ho ho ho!
bizarre_ftw 22
Green Giant! :D
Entheatus 13
Step 1: Take back your gift. Step 2: Dump that moron. Step 3: Sell autographed basketball on eBay. Step 4: Profit.
gardenwhipped3 14
#54 - Step 5, dump him.
tracyanai15 0
That deserved a swift kick in the balls, a basketball to the nose, and a breakup. What a dick
2amkid 0
so.... Where did you bury his body?
bizarre_ftw 22
Ha! XD Like she actually gave him the compliment of a grave! She tossed him in the river! Let the fish have at him!
loserman67 36
Once again a man shows what assholes we men can be. Sorry about your problem. First - pop the basketball, second - pop him in the balls, third - break bottle of diet pills over his head, fourth - find guy with huge ****, get your world rocked, fifth - get into a better relationship and finally sixth - sit back and enjoy a better life.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Don't pop the ball. Take it back and sell it to get your money back. Or, take it back, keep it for a while to have the monetary value to go up, then sell it. No need to lose all the money.
capnbzarr 43
That's a deal-breaker.