Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
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Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
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Comments (155)
rthieka 0
What a jerk!! Time to move on!
bobbyfmaul 2
Be a bigger dick and get him a coupon to dick enlargement
TraceCase_ 19
Well, he's got a lot of making up to do after that epically bad gift choice. You should still be enjoying Christmas in July, OP!
Drigr 9
maybe it was a gag gift? or am I the only person that bought their significant other more than one gift, and some meant as jokes?
sarahbear430 0
Hey, diet pills can be expensive, the good ones are like 50-80 bucks a bottle. Personally, I'd be stoked to get that as a gift.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
So, you'd be stoked to be told your fat for Christmas? Really? I don't care how much they cost, her boyfriend's gift to her was, "Hey, you're fat. Get skinnier."
sarahbear430 0
It's not necessarily telling you that your fat. I'm a size 4 and I take diet pills all the time to get that "cut" look. If my husband bought them for me, I'd think it was really nice since I like the way my body looks when I take then. To me, it's the same as if he bought me a nice skin care product.
Anacanrock11 5
but in this situation, she wasn't taking them beforehand.
linkinpark98 24
What a jerk. Grab the ball back, run, and then dump his ass on the curb. :D Then go meet someone who loves you just the way you are.
stephanieeDawnx 0
Bruno Mars..?
Pantriar 2
How is the op's boyfriend an inconsiderate jerk? I wouldn't want a fat girlfriend. What would make him sound more like a jerk, him coming right out and saying she is fat and needs to diet, or just giving her diet pills? Exactly. OP deserves it for being fat.
Awsumuzzie 12
You're a humongous moron.
Akazuki 26
I agree with you 53, but you left out that #40 is a bigger dick than OP's ex-boyfriend
bizarre_ftw 22
Next to no one likes you and you've been punched before haven't you? Well what's better? That, or being burned alive? Exactly. You deserve it anyway for being a ******* gargantuan asswipe!! But actually
2anonymous2 2
you should take the basketball back-_-
blackjewels 2
-it was a ball not a card
bocshi83 1
hmmm take his kind gesture to heart then give yourself One...happily single by The New Year!