Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
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Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
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Comments (155)
MetaGirl 3
What a prick! You do mean ex- right?
samaroo0 0
They don't work so don't even try them OP
ThatLooksSticky 16
Sit on the basketball & flatten it.
babyzann 0
He probably meant it in a good way... Most girls are never happy with their figure, isn't it? I'll be glad if my husband gets me diet pills. :)
AmbrosiaWriter 17
You must have really low self-esteem then, I know plenty of confident women who are perfectly happy with their bodies, ranging from slender to voluptuous.
mssalmonella 0
What does self-esteem have to do with it? Just because you want to be healthy? Your brain is so messed up!
bizarre_ftw 22
Take the ball back, put it up on eBay, and buy him a bottle of ExtenZe
Eiregal2 10
And his favorite player is??
laynie09 0
whata jerk take the ball & bounce it upside his head wtf !? no one deserves tht crap , &efff him dont let it make yu feel bad . hes a douche obviously ! &if he doesnt appreciate what hes got someone else willl!
ZDK5498 6
what a D-BAG! that's not a present! that's a request to lose weight. don't change yourself if you don't want to.
bubo_fml 11
Just play B-ball w/ him...The lbs. will melt away!
neonberries 15
Both thoughtful presents then? ;)