By youre dumped shitforbrain - 19/08/2012 16:52 - Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
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beezerbnt00 4

Pretty sure that's illegal....

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kimg0885 23

Ugh, I hate lol. Can we just go back to haha?Plus simply commenting " dump him " is no cause for any kind of " lol".

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Schizomaniac 24

67, if you hate "lol", I suggest you either come to terms with it or leave the Internet.

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perdix 29

Remember, you can lick your toad and get high ;) ******* him won't do much for either of you.

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mrnuleef 7

Wow he thinks you are low enough to perform acts of **********? With a toad? Yeah, leave his ass

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mrkck 0

Wow it's Mr Big from the other post. Maybe they can work it out with some relationship therapy. Couples have issues, yknow?

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Calingaladha 21

Remember, toads give you warts. So ******* a toad gives you genital warts. Your boyfriend is just concerned! :P (And yes, I know the warts thing is an old wives' tale. It's a joke.)

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TobyDaHood 3

Dump him, SERIOUSLY... It only gets worse because he's insecure and doesn't trust you.

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grndNpnd 6

A lots of people say when they are paranoid of you cheating it is because they are the ones cheating. Dump him you deserve better

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effarigdechterw 6

Do you happen to be that monkey on YouTube, OP? If so, turn yourself in. Poor amphibians...

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