Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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Top comments
carleybeak 21
A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?
1seven1 0
Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes
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Comments (124)
Dandeska 7
Don't u hate fetishes?
Arch27 27
I'm sure there's a joke about a pearl necklace in here somewhere.
shrdlu 28
"Harold and Maude" - well, SOMEbody had to mention it here
Steve95401 49
Great movie! Great early '70s reference, too.
Steve95401 49
Or he likes the Early Bird Senior Special at Denny's.
edoohan619 10
you realize your profile name is granny girlfriend, right
redhedsaysrawr 18
yes, smart one..... lots of people make their screen name based on their story... the story obviously came before the screen name...
juybuygo 13
obviously he was telling a horrible joke... don't take it personal, but i would get a new bf. sounds like a loser.
love_player 0
Someone wore big sun glasses to the beach and thought it would be hot to post a pic ??
Maritza345 0
EWWWW I would say F U CREEPER
jessieff9099 5
I have a friend that looks lika grandma. She's into baby looking guys. Mabey thats ur problem. Look for old guys!!!!!!!
iamdabestest 0
Hahaha