Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat... - FML

By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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flamegrilled123 3

Monday 30 May 2011 15:55

you sound pissed

XxXPromiseXxX 0

Monday 30 May 2011 15:54

hm we need a revenge plan

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Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 30 May 2011 18:25

I see what you did there OP.

Ibeatmyself 3

Monday 30 May 2011 18:27

Dirty mofo whens the wedding

RockstarRN 10

Monday 30 May 2011 18:27

That's a nice start to a beautiful relationship!

zapworth 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:39

Americans also apparently don't use periods.

butterflyz1961 2

Monday 30 May 2011 18:44

He's lying. He just told you that because he's too embarrassed to let you know that he's a pig.

chimpsndip 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:53

It seems like half the people in my school don't.

vistamar 3

Monday 30 May 2011 19:02

haha piss you off...

Hockeyboy4280 18

Monday 30 May 2011 19:04

133: I don't know if you're attacking me or not, but if you are, I'd like to clarify that I only missed one period. We learned all of this in PRE AP English.

MrThew 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:13

put explosive powder on the seat so when he pees on it. it will backfire.

Richmond24 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:28

yeah, cuz thats EXACTLY how explosives work. *facepalm*

msj1093 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:14

why would someone do that. that's nasty

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