Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat... - FML

By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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flamegrilled123 3

Monday 30 May 2011 15:55

you sound pissed

XxXPromiseXxX 0

Monday 30 May 2011 15:54

hm we need a revenge plan

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akallaan 7

Monday 30 May 2011 16:57

piss on, piss off.

stephanie911_fml 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:59

Buy a urinal, thats what I have.

Yournamehere42 7

Monday 30 May 2011 17:02

Replace the bathroom doorknob with one that requires a key to unlock it. Then keep the only key and refuse to open it unless he stops. If you have two bathrooms in your house, it's all the better because you can leave one open for him to use and keep the other locked and clean for yourself.

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Monday 30 May 2011 17:05

Very smart idea.

bloodshedblack 5

Monday 30 May 2011 18:05

yeah... I agree with denzell.

25shark 5

Monday 30 May 2011 17:08

break up w/ him. he sounds like a guy with a bad rep who just likes to get attention

Pigpen181 3

Monday 30 May 2011 17:10

You should tell him" It's Ok, I clean it up with your tooth brush".

meredithxjane 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:13

my husband leaves it up all the time. I've fallen in before! my fault for not checking but still lol

SteelCladAngel 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:49

yea that sucks especially when you're fat and pregnant and half asleep. my husband normally puts the seat back down, occasionally he forgets though >.

lilmisslovely13 15

Monday 30 May 2011 17:14

81 you're a fail. She was right and you were wrong.

TalkinSmack 6

Monday 30 May 2011 17:22

clean the seat off with his toothbrush :D

Hockeyboy4280 18

Monday 30 May 2011 17:22

I use whilst sometimes. It's more of a british terminology, whilst "while" is more of an American word. It's like commas, Americans will add a comma before and, whilst British people do not. EX: American: I like to read books, magazines, and FML British: I like to read books, magazines and FML. It's all in language preferences.

agummere796 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:23

haha "Piss you off" get it? he pissed so much on the toilet seat you got off. lol

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