Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
whatchagonnado
Victoria, Canada
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
you sound pissed
XxXPromiseXxX 0
hm we need a revenge plan
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Comments (261)
cherrybitches 6
get revenge in the most unexpected way
A7X_LoVeee 10
Poop in the bed and sleep elsewhere for the night.
BigOrca 2
I love it.
LolMoqz 10
that would have pissed me off too.
Cinn_fml 23
...When you say he does it to piss you off, is this because you've pissed him off and he wants to get back to you, or he just wants to randomly piss you off? Now maturity will play a part here; sink to his level for revenge, or try and get him to stop doing it..?
shutupYDI 4
you're such a nerd.
angelpies 0
looks like it too.
Cinn_fml 23
What's wrong with being a nerd?
IsH3092 0
ooo talk 2 me with that sexy British accent :3
BigOrca 2
I think your a beautiful nerd. Nerds are sexy. just female nerds. I love your FML profile.
BangBangz 0
Besides the beautiful nerds makes sex much better, since they do read books. (;
swimchica22 0
WTF is up with everybody saying whilst??
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
He sounds like a great person to be around, very classy...
WCARlover 35
I think that's what my brother does...
christyxbee 15
I think that's what my 3 yr old cousin does...!
CitrusGirl 0
Start doing things to piss him off. Play on whatever game console he has and leave all the discs out. Burn his food. Leave out your pads on the kitchen counter. See how he likes it.
chrisauh 4
You're immature.
lalalaughter 0
..said the fat justin bieber.
hellbilly205 17
^win
CitrusGirl 0
Or I made a joke and people thought I was serious. Calm your britches.
a124 4
^win.
floresmarquezhah 0
i actually signed up just to say what lalalaughter already said, looks like she beat me to it.
11wanda11 6
yeah that's it, lower your own standards to the point of rediculess because that would make to feel heaps better.
littlebirdy_55 0
Seems to me there is a great need for a sarcasm font here.
0215mike 2
u sound pissed mission accomplished!!!!!!
khaya 9
It's not just to piss you off, it's so that one of these days he is going to have the biggest laugh when you say. "I fell off the toilet seat!"