By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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swimbro 0

he's just getting you ready for the kid who doesn't feel like aiming

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hoboman8100 0

Have your period in his underwear just to piss him off(;

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JEHughes 13

you had the same thought I did. except it was to cuddle on his leg with no underwear on.

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Badtz_maru_fml 0

Make him go buy tampons for you.

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blondebrunette11 4

my brothers do that, and they admitted to me. AND I still have to clean the bathroom as a chore...

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rockyraccoon28 8

sounds like you're both really pissy people.

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rainport 0

obviously ur doin sumtin 2 piss him off so fukin stop

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Go back to school.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Of course he does. Us men must mark our territory so when you women march in and try to claim everything, we still have our beloved with us. Taste the revolution!

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