Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML
Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
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IN5AN3 0
Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?
nuclear 0
Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)
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Comments (100)
Mikaylatte 0
Holy crap, michael scott is your boss?
tencentsakiss 19
that's what I thought
BreezyPear 0
Haha Yes Man comes to mind with Norm and his Harry Potter party.
MiseryMan 0
Maybe one day you'll become HALF the man that he is!
0 3
I don't get it. Are you saying he should be payed less because he makes comics?
andrewms 0
Your making it sound as if superheroes should be paid...
lessthanbee 0
@25...ftw!
jessicaclaire 0
Just because he is a superhero does not mean he deserves to make less money than you. If anything, superheroes deserve to make lots of money.
fatcatninja 0
Maybe if you say you're a super hero you'll get paid more.
AllyKat0808 0
Her boss told her he WAS a superhero, that's not creative, that's nutty!
TSDM 0
You should tell him your a supervillian. That should be interesting.