Money: Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless...

By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

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By JBK06262009 - 12/11/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML

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Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML

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Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML

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Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 525

You deserved it 179

By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 274

You deserved it 2 337

By Haggis300 - 28/03/2015 23:44 - Australia

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

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IN5AN3 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:37

Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?

nuclear 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:04

Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money. I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)

Comments

chanman 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:53

If he really believes he is a superhero... HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's hilarious Promoting nincompoops to management is the business world's way of ridding idiots from the productive workforce.

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:00

Coolest boss ever.

livingdeath 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:04

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's my boss!

wolftastic 0

Friday 15 October 2010 6:01

gay.

hobopatz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:14

I wish I had him as a boss.

alwaysalady 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:23

Oh my god, is your boss Chris Chan?

proud_liberal 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:32

I bet he's white and got there bc of the old boys club. report him for sexual harassment or something, get him fired

enuff_crying 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:44

so you want her to report her both for sexual harassment despite the fact that he didn't harass her at all? you're racist and blaming him making more money than her on the fact that he is a white man. This not only makes you a proud liberal, it also makes you stupid

Finnboghi 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:57

Damn, #33 is a good troll. But seriously, you're exactly why sexual harassment/assault cases should, if the accused is proven completely innocent, automatically charge the accuser with slander.