Rude boy
By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16
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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16
By Duckzy - 07/02/2015 22:34 - United States
By MisUnFortunate - 16/12/2014 18:42 - United States - Stevenson
Hi, I posted this FML. So the goats have escaped their pen and climbed onto the shed roof, don't ask me how because I have no idea. They also attack the watchdog we got specifically to watch them. Poor guy. If my mom didn't like having goats so much I'd have already sacrificed them to Satan, believe me.
By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle
By BrakesNotBumpers - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Reading
Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.