By Anonymous - United States - Cedar Rapids
Today, feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clearly marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated and spent the next few minutes with my entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML
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  desireev  |  17

If that is what OP does when they're trying to rebel and be angry, then there is no reason to call somebody an idiot. I'm actually proud that OP felt remorse and dug it out of the trash can.
You wanna talk about being an idiot? People who get mad, punch walls, and break their arms/hands/wrists are the idiots. Or people who get mad and hit their spouse/kids are the idiots. Or the people who get mad and drive their cars like a bat out of hell and risk killing themselves, or others, are the idiots...
Way to go, OP! Way to keep it calm and fix your mistake! :)