By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 874
You deserved it 5 300

Same thing different taste

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Well to be fair, that kid probably had some sort of punishment coming to him. Still hope he's ok, maybe he'll be less of a bully.

yerbduebeenehe 16
oj101 33

Reminds me of The Hangover. If you're the "fat Jesus", you might need to use 2.

Why would anyone have a taser? Self-defence.

Dawnstempest 17

Wait, they're for self defense? Shit, I've been doing it wrong the whole time.

Sweetpea22 14

*Defense* Sorry, that was bugging me. :P

Defense can be spelled either way. I googled it lol

68 - It is typically spelled "defence" in British English.

Well the bully part makes me think he deserves it so good job to your daughter.

StompinOnCrayons 15

Just use the good old "accidently on-purpose" line

Uh oh, why does your daughter have a taser?!

StompinOnCrayons 15

I quote "my daughter FOUND MY taser"

Okay that was wrong to do, but still, your daughter is awesome