Kids: Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

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Shocking.

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dishonered 1

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:29

He got what he deserved

avaeba 14

Sunday 8 December 2013 16:38

You didn't deserve it, but he might have.

darkfireflame 15

Sunday 16 February 2014 12:56

I really couldn't punish my daughter if she did that. I'd be laughing too hard.

TechnoStew 21

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:34

To the grandson, two things: One, Get rekkd, Two, KARMA, BUITCH!

satanismyruler 7

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:04

I think I love ur kid.

Irakli_1 27

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:08

you go girl!

notsoanonymous3 20

Wednesday 22 October 2014 2:41

Well.... heDI!

mollyjynxjax 28

Sunday 7 December 2014 15:20

YDI. Tasers are illegal in the state of New York.

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 14 June 2015 6:04

This makes me so happy!!!

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Thursday 16 July 2015 10:48

He definitely deserved it, not you!

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