Kids: Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

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Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:19

The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

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Shocking.

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littlekellilee 45

Wednesday 27 November 2013 4:31

I think she understands the How, just not the When.

BannanaBeast69 8

Wednesday 27 November 2013 4:33

Hell, forget "you deserved it", he deserved it!

lmbachman 23

Wednesday 27 November 2013 4:35

Good for your daughter!!

Girlie7 11

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:03

Lol....a obese guy being tazered remains me of Alan in hangover ......anyways you got to be proud that your daughter knows to protect herself

Alexis1234567 16

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:03

Where do you work??

Bcfrmkc816 17

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:24

This one light me up with laughter. Still can't stop.

The_Hula_Monster 10

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:36

How the **** was your tazer accessable to your daughter?! YDI.

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:46

Who the **** said it was OP's tazer? GTFO.

hunteryager 18

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:04

Uh the OP said it was his tazer. GTFO

Madridsta1999 7

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:10

I solute your daughter.

Capt_Air713 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:18

Your daughter is awesome OP.

swick25 22

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:23

that is just simply amazingly awesome

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