Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 104
You deserved it 2 479

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Alzheimer's and pepper spray don't really mix well. FYL.

File an assault charge against her. She will never learn otherwise. :-P

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detroitsucks247 3

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

wow that was cool it wouldnt let me edit my first comment i wanted to say; god i hate pepper spray there should be a test for old people to have it actually, there should be a test for everyone its stupid anyway

HAHAHA!!! Oh man, on one hand this is tragic, on the other it is freakin' hilarious. I'm sorry, but I'm still laughing.

Perhaps you should visit more... Bahaaaaa

File an assault charge against her. She will never learn otherwise. :-P

Alzheimer's and pepper spray don't really mix well. FYL.

If she's that demented then she should be in a home

Yea. Leave the cat the keys to the house and car, then snatch up that old bag and drop her ass off outside of a nursing home. Tough love.

It's normally how my grandmother greets me anymore. That and a tazer... ...you gotta love family, no matter how delusional they are.