Kids: Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

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Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:19

The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

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Shocking.

Comments

tristawho 3

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:40

Your daughter is awesome!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:42

Well at least you what caused it...better keep a closer eye on your taser...

carmagnet 11

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:48

At least you know she won't stand to be bullied. Strong willed. It could be a good thing!

sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:50

Not long ago here in Canada there was something about even the police using tasers because a few people died from it afterwards. The one connection was that they suffered from mental illness. Although I would love to see a bully feel *some* of the suffering they've induced on me or others, I don't really want a dead body on my hands.