Today, my boss reprimanded me in front of the rest of the staff for "not following instructions" because I went to a company meeting. I have the email from him telling me to go to the meeting. He thinks I faked it. Unemployment sucks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I got fired for following my work directions. I found out when I tried to badge into work, and paid $40 for a ride home. There also was an argument with my supervisors because I actually follow the directions correctly and knew what they meant. I'm temp to hire so there's no recourse for me. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
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Top comments
spaerro 8
Not very bright, is he?
zingline89 18
Yeah, unemployment sucks. You know what sucks more? Having a disgruntled former employee post your information on an adult male services website. You're welcome.
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Comments (81)
TcheQ 12
Appeal this to his boss! The IT department can prove your innocence. If he's the highest boss, then file a case to your local ombudsman.
MTZ8590 4
I THINK I SMELL A LAWSUIT!
bryan788 29
This is fake, who gets fired over a going to a meeting and what boss claims you faked an email.
yeongji 31
He sent you an E-MAIL. E-MAIL = PROOF. Now get your job back! or at least make sure you get back at him for his stupidity.
marramrammar 2
You can sue! Get a lawyer- the it system will trace back to her ip. Do it before system is purged after awhile. Lawyer can get via subpoena .
annihil8or 15
This is why you should save emails, that way your boss can't get out of what they said.
False_Stupidity 42
Erm, he did, but his boss thinks he faked the email.
whythey 7
i hope u get a better job than tht, good luck.
kirastarr808 3
You can sue for wrongful termination, or threaten to
Seduced83 9
Print the email out and confront him what you got to lose. Otherwise sue his ass for unjust firing.
Baller_Bob 17
Talk to a higher ranking person