Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
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Ambient25 25
You can use the assistant as a witness and sue your boss for Wrongful Termination
patrickalamo 48
Some how I think the assistant will "dis-remember".
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Comments (80)
NaN101 27
Sounds like an imminent lawsuit..
01Ben21 10
Talk about awkward.
FitForFun 11
This is America, shouldn't you be suing him for everything he has ever owned or loved?
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Now that he's not your boss, make his life hell! Tell him exactly what you think about him, key his car, etc, be creative
cannabistea 7
Shove a lawsuit up his ass! For wrongful termination. That's just so unfair that he laid you off to salvage his reputability. I mean, he is probably already lacking in honorableness, which is made obvious by his deficits in moral competence. Some people have real nerve. He couldn't admit he made a mistake. I'm sure he's an egotistical scumbag and you're better off now that you don't have to work for that terrible person anymore. Don't fret too much OP. You'll get a much better job next time.
Mr_Satan 11
Seriously? I mean, c'mon now.... honorableness? Really??
Jharrist89 12
That's wrongful termination. You have a witness, so time to lawyer up!!
RayearthNinja 10
Lawyer up!
slap_u_much 6
Sue him
AlwayzCelly 13
Egg his house
Kitten_Calderon 14
Your boss is an idiot for one. How do you run a company if you don't know your employees? Two I really really really hope you get your job back. It's unfair he was wrong yet wont fix it, it sounds like the only thing your boss thinks awkward Is having to admit he was wrong and stupid. Get some legal help and I sincerely hope you set your job back.