Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
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Ambient25 25
You can use the assistant as a witness and sue your boss for Wrongful Termination
patrickalamo 48
Some how I think the assistant will "dis-remember".
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Comments (80)
upallnight11 19
There is no way you deserved this, OP.
finch01 18
sue him. or get a severance package
feelingold 18
Awkward? Start f*cking his daughter and turn up to his family Christmas - show him what 'awkward' REALLY means.
born_hustla 26
Lawsuit.. Wrongful termination...collect unemployment..and work hard toward your dream!
interesting33 37
If he feels that strongly about it being awkward.. why doesn't he quit instead of firing you?
Jemm_fml 29
Industrial court. Go!
chuka81 27
Go to court
Audem_fml 27
Thanks to his assistant... ;)
newburton13 26
It'll be awkward when he has to go to court for a wrongful termination lawsuit.
dvp_fml 8
you be rich