Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
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Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.
CustardAndPie 13
At least you know the safety system works. :)
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Comments (212)
boyElroy 6
I don't think this is an FML instance. Though it shows how thoughtful you are about the safety of your books. Good job, OP!
marg1985 4
well your the dumbass who didnt think to put the bookbag on the floor of the car.
hotcaligirl 10
I have to do that with my purse.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Would you rather get into a car wreck, have your textbooks fly out of the windshield and then have to explain to the school that those innocent books died because you refused to buckle them up, and have to be the most hated person at their funeral and later be killed by the books' brother in retaliation and have him get away with it!? I think not.
Meow_Bitches 7
Haha I love how you actually put thought into that XD
Tektite 14
Haha! ...You ruined it.
Obvious8 3
Kids these days are a bunch of whining babies... especially the OP who DRIVES TO SCHOOL!
Ridney 1
My car does this to me all the time with my purse, even though it weighs next to nothing :( Luckily it's not the kind that beeps continuously.
Autocorrected 11
First world problems
pcheeseit 2
First world problems...
mndlz 6
Its called a floor dumba** embrace it.
Metallica36176 16
Well, look at the good things: at least you're focused on your schooling and are serious. And I was going to make a comment about how at least it wasn't a child you had to buckle but God knows I don't want horrible comments about how its 'cool to have sex at 12' and there's nothing wrong with getting a girl pregnant at 14, 15, and 16...but whatever (how would I know if he doesn't?). Stay with your schooling. (and I know, he might be in collage. but I can't see his profile)
Haha_oh_wait 4
Since when is carrying books a sign they are focused on school? Are your standards of academic excellence that low?