Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.
CustardAndPie 13
At least you know the safety system works. :)
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Comments (212)
sunnymadhouse 7
My car does this. I just ignore it, and the beeping stops lol
maxmmoreau1 1
You realize that's seventy pounds right? I think u need to learn to Manage your things better
agonydrum 7
Some seats will go off for an iPhone
biglittlehead 12
Mine does the same thing, I have to put them in the back seat.
Isa_fml 20
Jesus! I hope that bag has wheels, you're gonna damage your back. At least your car's safe, I guess. ;)
cabadas11 2
Poor you
lhamil64_fml 5
Why not just put it on the floor?
RoroRoxyRoo 2
Dont worry, I had to do that to. I after a few times doing that, I just pushed my bag on to the floorboard.
amyfj810 2
That's not a big deal
coolbrony12 3
Dude I have to carry a backpack just as heavy, a trumpet, and my lunch bag. At least you don't have to walk down the street like at least 50 meters carrying all that. Be thankful you have a car to carry all that stuff.
bobstringwood 1
That's something to say on here I mean that is just terrible