Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Comments (105)
Goodtimes101 0
wow, that's harsh. might as well turn straight now, i mean a guy will bang any chick, even ugly ones, so at least you have a chance there...
jSOPURE 3
In my opinion, opposite sex best friends are a bad idea. My ex-girlfriend is my ex-best friend. =/
fmlhard_13 0
I'm in a similar situation, but whenever I joke about us being a perfect couple, she shoots me down and says things like "I'm not attracted to you that way" or "It'd be weird; like dating myself". FML
_s_t_a_r_ 0
I agree with #19. From your statement, it sounded like she was saying that she wasn't attracted to you because, thinking that you're straight, she didnt want you to freak out that she you two would be perfect for each other. TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL. I told my now-gf. I was scared shittless but it was totally worth it.
andrewcx 0
you're friend sounds like a flake.
Roach05 0
omg thats so messed up im sorry lol .. she sounds like a bitch n e way
smil3es 0
Good courage! but sucks because of the turnout. Don't worry, I'm sure there are other chances.
KenMcGormick 0
ok if im not wrong... writer is a guy.... best friend = lesbian... so gays suits lesbians... is that what the writer is trying to say??? messed up
awkwardone 0
#59 - and all those other people that can't figure it out... It's ALL girls in the situation. Not hard to understand. 3 lesbians; there are no guys in this situation!
devin333 0
#59: If he's gay why is he in love with a woman? Why do gays suit lesbains? So they're both with someone they arn't attracted to? :S
Lord_of_0 4
THEY'RE BOTH LESBIANS. READ THE ******* THING AND STOP ASSUMING EVERY POSTER IS A MAN.