Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Top comments
Firetruck69 16
That's kind of messed up. Why not just be honest?
homesuckfucker 28
Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Congratulations, you've dug yourself into a deeper hole. Be honest and let her down easy, and don't be surprised if she lets everyone know how much of a douche you are.
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Comments (76)
Firetruck69 16
That's kind of messed up. Why not just be honest?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I agree. Bitchy move on your party OP.
thestoryofacaleb 14
You wanted it to happen, so I don't see why that's an FML. No offense, but F your friend's life for having a friend like you.
eaglerob 20
Coward. Be a man and be honest. She deserves better; you don't.
macy1998 2
We don't necessarily know it's a male...
scyth3s 13
Be a *adult and be honest. FTFY
liinkinparkfan97 34
#54 - Yes we do actually, assuming that little male symbol next to OP's username is correct.
Giraafe 15
You tried
llamallover 2
I think it's pretty clear he wasn't honest, he was trying to end a friendship, not start a relationship.
fakedsincerity 32
Yeah, tried to be a cowardly piece of shit and succeeded.
MissRaindrop 20
You are an awful person
youdontsay123456 21
Way to go. Don't be expecting any sympathy on this website. What a horrible thing to do
homesuckfucker 28
Yeah, that's pretty messed up. Congratulations, you've dug yourself into a deeper hole. Be honest and let her down easy, and don't be surprised if she lets everyone know how much of a douche you are.
Shay_Shay97 23
Talk about an awkward conversation. Yikes.
jtrg 5
reciprocate?
michellellelle 11
You're a terrible friend, they're better off without you
EastCoastLez 14
Excuses & lies will get you nowhere in life. Next time, be honest & have a mature conversation with her.