Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Lexia_fml 0
Dude that SUCKS I'm sorry. I went out with my best friend too, she thought she was pansexual, I know I'm at least bi, turns out she's straight, and I'm still bi. It might be best that way; I will NEVER be able to have that girl as a best friend again. She was the closest friend I've ever had, and now, zip. So count yourself lucky.
jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0
Wait #42, what is a pansexual? because all i'm thinking of is someone who sleeps with kitchenware.
Lord_of_0 4
I'm pretty sure that it's the same idea as bi only they feel that bi only refers to two genders, and they love all genders e.g. transsexuals.
cecilia_weasley 0
You came out!!! WHOOHOOO!!! Now, just know that you can do better than her. :)
youareindeepshit 0
43. haha. that was priceless. x] pansexual is someone who has no sexual preferences, at all. Male, female, transgender, half-half, neither...
jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0
Oh alright. i feel like that trait shouldn't exist for absolutely any reason
chunkofchange 0
this is so confusing are you a girl also?
unreal_escape 0
at #43 yes it's quite obviously a girl i made out with my best friend (a girl) because i'm gay and have been extremely flippin in love with her for ages. turns out she did it to get the attention of some guy at the party. the party at MY house. for MY birthday. she later tells everyone at the party that i am a dyke and a bad kisser. happy-freaking-birthday.
nametags 0
I'm always like your "friend" in this story. I have an old friend always going on and on about how we'd be good together or that she finds me attractive. I at least have the decency to just say we've known each other too long for it to work. In all honesty she turns me off.
TheOrpheus 0
wow that sucks. FYL.
jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0
48, when did i say it wasn't a girl?