Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Comments (105)
Prisoner_24601 0
sucks. I hate it when people do that.
Lazyninja420 0
why is everyone on this site secretly in love with their best friend?!
juicebahx 0
#22: People are generally really close to their best friends?
spankyness 0
That's when you go ahead and date her ex-girlfriend after all, best way to a girls heart is a little competition / jealousy
AwkwardNinja22 5
No, I'm pretty sure that just makes you an ass.
FuzzMonkey09 0
She probably said that because she's afraid to tell you how she REALLY feels about you.
stellasue11 38
you are probably right!
alwaysawkward 0
am in a similar situation. except my best friend likes girls too and STILL doesn't want me. fml.
chevo 0
I want you
seldom66 16
we could make a great **** ;)
FantasticFin 0
ew, just ew. at #98
Vonnick 0
This is akin to the outrageous problems infesting the lands of late-at-night dramas!
FMLFL54 0
Wow. I'm also in a similar gay situation, except I'm a gay guy. It's really hard. I wish he knew, but I'm afraid when he finds out, he'll react the same way your crush reacted. *sigh* Why can't he just tell??? -_-;
misslicorice 0
That sounds like something my ex would do. You have my sympathies, my friend.
linacool15 0
aww i'm sorry, that is harsh! is it possible she just wanted to protect your friendship? :