Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Comments (105)
trose77 0
Friend zone 4tL
ummfresh 0
We've all been there my friend. Much love and support.
katsbomdig 0
too badddddd. NOT you deserved that one. ick.
angeldontcry4me 0
Girls are stupid. Almost the same thing happened to me. Don't worry you'll find someone ten times better than her.
arcangel81 0
lesbians...yeah!
annajacki15 0
That's horrible. I'm in love with my best friend, too, and I can't imagine her ever saying that to me. I just joined here so I'm not sure if you can contact people, but if you can and ever wanna chat, let me know. My email is [email protected]. I think when things like that happen, it helps to remember there are always people there for you. Keep your head up :)
justjayit 0
Well of COURSE she had to go and say you'd be perfect for each other when she didn't mean it. Way to lead you on... :( I'm so sorry. That really, truly sucks and I hope you're doing okay.
sassafrass 0
Awe, bbgirl. I'm sorry. :/ That is SUCH a lesbian thing to do.
alotta_fachina 0
she said that to make you feel better. and once you told her you WERE gay, she thought... "shit."
my_life_sucks_17 1
awwww i TOTALLY feel for you hunnie.. i'm in love wit my best friend right now and she's straight... i just kissed her recently 2 and she's like "oh.. that was cool.. but i didn't feel anything sry.." FML!!! we're still friends but she's breaking my heart :( it sucks to be a bi girls sometimes... hope you feel better :( sry hun :( <3 e-hug! you'll find someone better... *sigh*