Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Comments (105)
Generalx3 0
ouch
dangerdale 0
how about you just be straight like god wants you to be
DIESINBLOOD 0
Well, I'm not into the religion thing, so Imma just say what I know. Supposedly, every single being is an image of God. Also, God accepts everyone as his children. So shouldn't people be whoever they want to be, without being judged? I don't know, I've read that God created woman and man, but that just doesn't click because at some point, a man must've gotten with a man, or a woman with a woman.
TWEWY 0
Excuse me?!?!?!?!? What the ****! That is so damn rude and disrespectful it's not even funny so **** off
dmadsen33 9
How about you just stay out of things you'll obviously never understand.? we're in 2011, it's okay to be gay.!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Oh dear, not another religious fanatic trying to force their believes onto others. People have the right to choose who they love and are attracted to. If you don't like it, whatever, but stay out of it - it doesn't concern you. OP, I'm sorry to hear that. It makes me wonder why she said that in the first place, but I guess she didn't realize you were a lesbian. I'm sure that you'll find the right person for you someday!
SadinSherman 16
I am confused.
buckleB 0
sorry:(
raspackman 0
so u and your friend are both lesbians?
HarroIAmBob 21
no shit
rekabjbaker 1
Good. Stay straight.
dmadsen33 9
What kinda comment is that? - Not cool man..!
Tiara_marine12 0
I am sorry for that. :/ she doesnt deserve you if she did that. :)
neonglostix 28
Having just gotten out of a relationship with my best friend (also lesbians), my advice is best friends are always more important. Chin up.
nightwishs 13
I'm so sorry OP I have been in the exact same situation and I still love her. Things get better but it still sucks I'm sorry I know I'll get thumbed down but still i feel for you xxoo
modelos10 19
she was your best friend and did not know you where gay, hows that even possible, altough i do feel for you and i hope it gets betther