Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Comments (105)
_lADyREMiS 0
Maybe she wanted to protect the friendship. If not, then yu deserve a better girl. I'm bi, and honestly, sometimes it's better to keep your girl lovers as friends because they can hurt u more when it's over =.. But congratz on coming out babe! :)
Intellectualist 0
maybe she thought you were joking? heat of the moment type of thing?
Elranzer 0
Props for calling her out on her bluff.
fail_safe 0
I've totally had that happen to me. One of my friends told me she had loved me since the day she met me. So i took a chance and told her i felt the same. We started going out and three days later she wouldn't talk to me anymore because she didn't want to offend god. So sorry hun.
fmlthepornaddict 0
that sucks...i came out to my best friend,who is also bisexual,in january...we became friends with benefits in march...and in june i confessed to her that i loved her...weve now been going out since then,but there are more fish in the sea babe,u just gotta find em
J4M3Z 0
Don't give up there are many hot chicks around (just don't steal mine xD)
klpryde 0
#86, Im sure that made OP feel much better.
carolina776 1
why are there so many gays on fml?
loveyahun 0
I'm kind of going through the same thing...thing is that my friend is straight...so she doesn't like me like that...
elowyn4life 0
ouch. slap that bitch down then say "you suck. I just told u i was gay. now you don't want me?" or something like. f**k that moment forever.