Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
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Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I hate that my best friend has a boyfriend, who doesn't even treat her right by the way. I could treat her way better, she's all I've ever dreamed of. Too bad she's straight. Too bad I'm straight. I might be in love with my best friend. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
EffYoLife 14
So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.
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Comments (105)
mizled 0
OUCH. That's awwwful. > <
julimoon00 0
oh the classic lesbian drama. i am all too familiar with this. haha. its good you came out tho. rock on sister!
Amkii 0
What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!
lesb_lv 0
U deserve someone with better attitude. Stay friends, but not best ones. She might change her mind, but I hope then u'd be changed your already.
dstryke 0
Why is she a crappy friend just because she is not in love with you, she can't change the way she feels about you any more than you can change the way you feel about females, love is her decision
97currie 0
dstryke- the op was in love with her friend, her friend said they'd be perfect together, then took it back when the OP came out to her. I think that's what 14 was talking about..
interventions 1
6-ummm...how is it the op's fault? not everyone comes out right away...
alex_vik 1
15 - Because her 'best friend' should know more about the OP. I'd go on a rant about gays, but my comment would get removed.
bluten 0
Oh man. I'm sorry to report that the lesbian drama only gets worse from this point. Sorry, babe. That sucks.
Katatonik 0
Hahaha. I bet she felt awkward as hell.
Gio_fml 6
Either your best friend really meant it, or she's just saying that because she's scared to tell you she likes you too.
karmaking 0
uh beat her up
seldom66 16
agreed.