Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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bloomspetals 0
what'd you do, jump into an army base?
iDaniel525 8
THUG LIFE.
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Comments (223)
megapeyt 17
They live next door to Navy SEAL team 6, and Navy SEAL team 6 lost their football last week. You're screwed dude
bullkaka4 1
say hello to my little friend!
dadof2 4
way to finish the story was it a break in or a hillbilly reunion good job
pharmbrooke35 0
Did you jump over the boarder or something?? oh wait they greet you at the boarder now-a-days! Nevermind!!
dougierocks 13
Only if you are going North... Try going South and they shoot you, or throw you in prison.
tommyfox 19
Why would they want a football that much???
youtubetre_fml 14
Football haters ??
Poetaster 10
That's not a gun mate.. *zipppp*.. This, is a gun!
codyFML 0
That jokes outdated
acul0707 0
Cod fanboys
neuf77 1
Good thing you and your buddy were not wearing SWAT tshirts or sonething of that nature
StromyG2 10
were you also wearing ski masks, gloves and/or a sign that said "rapist"?