By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States
Same thing different taste
So close…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Useful friends
By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul
By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia
By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States
By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02
Fishing
By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen
By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles
By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States
Drama!
By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco
Top comments
Comments
**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch
anally, it'll hurt more.
40- what? op- just pay your tab
oh yeah, and just to annoy them, leave a huge tip if you have the money on you. like, enough money that would pay for their drinks if you left no tip. just tell them that it's their problem they don't have the money. i'm assuming you found this out after you all drank
Yeah, if she didn't just tell them to **** off then something is wrong with this person.
well she's obviously not your best friend if she's using you for your money.
Agreed. Well, looks like you're the only one drinkin' then! Suckers...
Agreed ^^^ after findin out none of them had money I wouldve went "oh that's a shame. Looks like I'll be the only one having a drink then!" and bought a drink for myself. Those "friends" are selfish as.
YDI for having a job. No just kidding. That sucks.
YDI for drinking beer. Seriously.
Nah, I'm just an individual who believes alcohol consumption is plain idiotic and I have a deep hatred of it. I added the "seriously" to make it not look like a troll comment, as much. If you think not wanting to drink alcohol is sad, you need help. It's sad that you think it's sad. :P
I agree with you completely! Alcohol has really screwed some of my friends' lives up...it's sad that people think that it's needed to have fun...
You're entitled to your own opinions about alcohol, but preaching to people about it is annoying. Suggesting that its her fault because she went out intending to have a drink and a good time with some friends is just rude.
you're an idiot
wow. you're sad no matter what you think. alcohol is great for socializing and having fun. also drinkig alcohol doesn't mean you have to get hammered and not being in control of yourself
I hope you didn't buy them beer.
Tell em to **** off and buy yourself one
Well they are girls and girls always do this kind of stuff to eachother
not always I've had guy friends try the same thing
You should buy yourself a drink, say **** you, and leave. FYL.
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.
**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch