Miscellaneous: Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 07:31 - Canada

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Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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akalisser 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:38

And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.

xxfallenangelxx_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:11

**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch

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DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:31

And that's when you leave

scorpioserpent 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:31

Well they sound like a bunch of losers. Grown people without jobs and going to a bar empty handed expecting to mooch. You're better off without them as friends.

E3Q 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:34

I hope you kick those useless freeloading ******* to the curb! If you dont. YDI!

wallythedolly 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:40

get friends with jobs!

katherinebby17 28

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:44

well i hoep you didnt buy anything

heartlessagony 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:32

That really sucks. I hope they didn't peer pressure you to buy them anything.

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:46

YDI for having such losers as friends. What freeloaders they are. These are the same broads who go to bars on Ladies Night and expect all the guys to buy them drinks all night and get all pissy when they have to pay. At least you had the common sense to get a job. Next time they invite you for drinks, pass.