Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, every boyfriend I’ve ever had dumped me because they realised I was serious about saving myself until marriage. I’m now in my late 30s, single, and childless. My sister, whose knickers were up and down like a yo-yo in high school, is happily married with 3 great kids. Religion is for idiots. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
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iBad 0
she said bullshit at 9 years old?
666midnight 0
haha, can't lie to kids XD
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mkpj 0
OMG! What is it with disrespectful kids these days? It makes me not want to have kids one day.
letitbe56 0
Why? Just raise your kids to be respectful. When kids are disrespectful, I tend to think it has to do with a lack of discipline on their parents' parts.
bdaniels362 3
SMH. Gotta love disrespectful kids lol
danettestrong 0
seriously tho to be that blunt at 9 .. jeez someone didn't parent the kid right. even at 20 I'd never talk that way to any uncles or aunts ever
bethechange_fml 0
That 9 yr old needs a butt woopen. Cause 1) A nine year old should not be asking their aunt such a personal question 2) What up with cussing? Is she raised in the hood or something? Shes freaking 9.
ohreally123 0
there's nothing wrong with waiting anyways
Amkii 0
Wow, a 9 year-old? What a mouth (and attitude) on her! Her parents suuuuure are doin' a GREAT job raising her! ;) And I agree with #47. There is nothing wrong with waiting!
NorfolkDude 2
I highly doubt it's her parent's fault. Primarily because schools no adays teach sex-ed during fifth grade, and at 9 years old, she'd be in fourth or fifth grade. With that said, virginity isn't really something to worry about. I mean eventually you will, and you probably don't want to lose it to some guy who might just not care about you. So just relax, and don't take your 9 year old seriously. Someday, she's going to be some wild woman, and have a hard time keeping a guy down.
lolololcheese 0
are you saying sex-ed is inappropriate in 5th grade?
Cloudy_fml 0
@ #112 - I didn't get that from NorfolkDude's comment. I read it as him just stating that it happens.
Zoa_fml 0
Why didn't you just say, It's none of your damn business because you are 9 years old, and you shouldn't even know what that means?!
maria12_fml 0
When my son was 3 he was obsessed with trucks. But since he was 3 whenever he said truck he said ****. It was so hard not to laugh! Also, my niece who was 3 somehow learned the word bitch and called her mom that when she was mad.
Upside_Down 0
Don't worry about it. it's gonna hurt so why not wait til it's with your husband?
letitbe56 0
That's a stupid reason.