Love and Family: Judgmental

Judgmental

By Anonymous - 29/01/2021 11:01

Today, I just had an argument with my father. He claimed that if a woman is covered in tattoos, it's quite clear that she's a whore. He said so in front of my girlfriend, who has tattoos all over her arms. FML

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You deserved it 182

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 20:01

Today, my mother refuses to acknowledge my girlfriend and refuses to accept the baby she is carrying as her real grandchild, all because my girlfriend has tattoos, which apparently makes her a "whore", so the baby could be from any other guy except me. FML

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You deserved it 162

By Anonymous - 14/08/2017 13:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad refused to give me permission to marry his daughter because I'm "covered in gang tattoos" and he doesn't want his daughter marrying a criminal. The only tattoos I have are the Game of Thrones direwolf and a quote from the Lord of the Rings movies. FML

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You deserved it 1 460

Overreaching

By Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 137

By tatfreak - 08/03/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

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You deserved it 36 528

By tattooooooface - 28/01/2010 13:08 - United States

Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

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You deserved it 39 722

By facepalm - 06/06/2012 08:06 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML

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You deserved it 3 045

By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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You deserved it 19 635

By Anonymous - 22/03/2015 09:52 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

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You deserved it 2 907

By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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You deserved it 3 603

By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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You deserved it 53 627

Lydmyers 9

Friday 29 January 2021 12:13

he was CLEARLY disrespecting your partner. I wouldn't take too kindly to that. Defend your woman! show him that this behavior is not okay.

juggalo2 20

Friday 29 January 2021 11:08

Beyond a very low threshold, arguing with idiots just hours the line of who is an idiot.

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juggalo2 20

Friday 29 January 2021 11:08

Beyond a very low threshold, arguing with idiots just hours the line of who is an idiot.

fettslaab 16

Saturday 30 January 2021 17:18

'To hour the line' ? Please explain this interesting expression, which I have never heard. 🤔

Lydmyers 9

Friday 29 January 2021 12:13

he was CLEARLY disrespecting your partner. I wouldn't take too kindly to that. Defend your woman! show him that this behavior is not okay.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 January 2021 20:44

All you have to do is calmly explain that you're not paying her for sex. Case closed.

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