Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
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Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
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Top comments
carmoniam 0
HAHAHAHA **** ME PUMPS.
ThatDarnCat 0
I don't see how this is a FML. Your mom's ******* cool.
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Comments (100)
jem1991 0
did you guys know that there is a mylifeisgood website? lol i just had to bring that up
DrAwesome 6
Oh yeah? Is it good? Most sites where people post their lives being good usually suck, because all of the stories are like, "I have such great friends OMGROFL!! I'm blessed because my mom said I had a nice mandible!" And they aren't as entertaining as horrible misfortunes.
rachelledev 0
there's none for life being good but there is a mylifeisaverage.com have a blast
ManicGypsy 22
Actually, there is a my life is good website. It's mylifeisg.com. I hate it. They are too happy there. I prefer FML or MLIA.
Iloveyencheck 0
yeah there is also a love my life
Elphie_fml 0
There's also givesmehope.com. Actually surprisingly uplifting, even for someone like me who loves FML and MLIA.
fawfulster 11
I agree Mylifeisaverage and mylifeisgood don't really entertain like FML.
xxlillyxx 0
yea i know..... but if ur ( oops sorry you're...lol) like me then u come to this page beacuse ur (oops again.your. i hate grammar police.) life sux n it makes u just a lil bit happier knowing that someon else was misrable. mylifeisg.com would just make me more depressed. plus really really happy people give me head aches!!!! lol (oops again. I am laughing out loud)
DrAwesome 6
Way to ruin the miniskirt for guys everywhere by letting your mother wear yours.
CFR 0
I think the miniskirt was a radical feminist movement (against having to hide our bodies sorta thing) It's just a coincidence that guys ended up loving it (same with the flappers in the 20s...) I forget what my point was...Well anyway, I bet the mom looks more than hot in a miniskirt to a bunch of drunk guys at the bar.
creatine123 0
haha I know who this is!
BlackScorpionAng 0
Grow up mvp..your life isn't ****** because your mom borrowed your skirt and offered to lend you her "red **** me pumps" so she can go out partying. Your life is ****** because you're still too immature to handle an adult conversation with your mom. You have an awesome mom...to bad her daughter is a dork.
rachelledev 0
truee, hence above poster will not require the **** me pumps, therefore causing the agitation. oh yeah def fyl
Dabookofnothing 0
ikr what is she 12?
death_prevails 6
Exactly! Just because she's 50 doesn't mean she should pick a coffin and lie down in it... She has a right to feel sexy instead of being a boring twat :)
fucentarmal 1
mom do you douche? no, i mean do you find yourself preternaturally attracted to guys in ed hardy t-shirts, with volumes of axe body spray, heinous tattoo's in foreign languages they can not verify the meaning of, crop circle type shaving patterns, blow-out hair the list goes on... this should be the conversation you are having with mom.
riseandshine_fml 0
at least you'll get some.
laurenftw 0
that's pretty gross.
Glam_fml 0
I think the real FML here is that there is a 50 year old somewhere wearing a mini skirt. I don't care how nice someones legs are, if you are over 30, you probably don't look as good in that miniskirt as you might think. Ugh, I had older people who try to look/act like they are 20 again. It is just gross.
flinkpamingo 0
Ok, can I just say two words here? : CHRISTIE BRINKLEY!
Puolukka 4
You do realize that it is tons of people who moderate each FML before it goes through to the actual FML staff to be submitted? :p
Sessee 4
FYL D: And I thought my mom was bad (AND SHE STILL IS.)