By mvp - 26/07/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
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ThatDarnCat 0

I don't see how this is a FML. Your mom's ******* cool.

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moonshine_bek 2

No pumps say "**** me". They are too safe.

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moonshine_bek 2

Edit: Clearly that phrase has not reached Britain. When we mean stilletos we say stilletos.

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sublime420 11

Are you sure? Because Amy Winehouse has a song called "**** Me Pumps" And last time i checked, she was British...

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yeahthatsrite 0

what the pants? why would you let her borrow your skirt?

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confucious 0

holy crap! run for z hills.

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G_thelegend 0

you and your mother are the same size. FYL

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gabstahhh 8

I honestly don't see the problem here...it seems like you guys are comfortable with each other. that's a good thing...

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omgcookeys 15

since I can read this 2 years later, I think you've failed.

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purebliss7 6

the only way this would be a FML is if she was getting more action/ reaction wearing your mini skirt.

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emogiggles 0

I agree with 92

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