Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce....

By thatsasquee - 21/05/2011 06:42 - Canada

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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Good one, thanks

By MarkTheShark - 12/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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Narcissistic parents strike again

By psychobunnycutie - 06/04/2021 05:00

Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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3dollarbill 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:55

So did you leave a message or what?

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:56

Such a lovely mother you have, darling...

Comments

3dollarbill 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:55

So did you leave a message or what?

manMadeFAIL 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:32

probably not

Bassmasterclassi 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:47

sounds like someone wasn't happy with their mothers day present.

rawrsofi 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:31

sounds like someone's mom is really loving.. Gotta love your family!

california283 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:15

"hello Joyce? .... Joyce?"

woahbro2slow 0

Monday 23 May 2011 20:55

did it cross anyones mind that OP. probably gave Joyce a reason to say that??

VinegarStrokes 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:55

Get out of her life, bitch.

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:56

Such a lovely mother you have, darling...

GeraldisTheG 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:44

omg pokemon colosseum! good game.

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:42

that is a good game

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:26

Oh, come on, darlings! Leave my fans alone!!

Xquisite1 28

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:59

Bad mother or daughter. Which is it?

duhh_winning 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:33

i dont believe this post one bit... shnanagin!

jenna_rae 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:39

u spelled bitch wrong.

Victoire_W 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:26

Both Edit: love the rainbow avatar

qasimahsan93 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 12:00

I don't know if you've consciously done anything to deserve that or not, but in any case, having your mother say something like that must hurt. :( Good luck with sorting this out.