Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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tekcor 2
Let me guess, mommy and daddy paid for college so you could get a degree right? Then the real world hit and your degree means squat. Too much time partying, not enough time getting real world experience right? Thus, no job at 26 and still living at home. I bet if you were a productive member of society, your parents would not care as much. But instead, you're still cramping their style at 26. Way to go. You deserved it you talentless ****.
Ickle_kins 0
ydi 4 still living with ur parents at 26.
funnyduck0 0
You sound bitter - perhaps you are in the same situation (living at home) and with everyone calling the OP a loser, you're getting pissed.
shineyourlight_x 0
don't waste your breath on him. he's probably jealous because his parents couldn't afford to pay for his college. and he hates the fact that people are far better off besides him. lol.
tekcor 2
Ha, no. I say it because I don't have a degree, but make more than those that do (in the same field) on only my second job ever. I live with my wife in our own place paying our own bills. The degree isn't important, it's work ethic and skills. The degree *helps* but it won't land you a job if you don't have any real world experience. The OP's parents likely paid the whole way through college, and he never learned the meaning of an honest day's work. And it's not that I didn't have the same opportunity, my parents offered to pay. I chose to skip the college thing instead. Of course, this is the internet, so no argument can ever be won. I stand by my original position that the OP needs a skill, not just a piece of paper, to land a job and move on with his life.
keepitundercover 0
This is true. I'll admit my parents did help me pay for some of my tuition, but I also won scholarships, took out student loans, and worked shitty jobs all through school in order to pay for as much as I could. I know some kids who never worked a day in their life until they graduated from uni and it was a horrible shock to them. They didn't realize that no matter what field you're in, or what fancy degree you have, you don't get ahead unless you work your ass off. They thought they'd just stroll into an office and everyone would kiss their asses for being so smart and educated and then money would rain from heavens. Haha, welcome to the real world, kids!
Narzhul 0
Be a man.
Captain_Jello 0
awe.... did you have to call and cancel the clown too? YDI
powersticks 16
YDI and here's why: Your 26 years old, and adult You live at your parents house Your a pussy cause you let them kick all your friends out and you were sent to your room Please don't procreate, we allready have enough idiots like you to deal with.
fmh123 0
wow 26 and still living at parents house TYDI
adverking324 1
omg epic fail lol l33t H4X 4 WoW BC roflcopter
Romex 0
FYL for having parents that didn't raise you to be independent or teach you how to be self sufficient.
samanthamonroe 0
straight up ?! get a job and move out fool
Philipthecup 0
That guy probably (and this is just a possibility) smoked a lot of pot as a teen and just forgot where his goals and dreams went. YTDI