Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
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Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
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Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
jaredletolover 0
it sucks, but what do you expect if you're still living with them at 26?
Mr_Eated 0
Well, some people don't have parents with whom they can move in. They get roommates, take on odd jobs, sell anything valuable, use up their savings and some even sleep in their cars. It's a nice option to have to get back on your feet if it's available. But some people milk it well beyond any reasonable limit.
WitchCirce 0
FYL for having such ridiculously strict parents, not to mention the sheer embarrassment. But YDI HARD for living with your parents at 26. The hell's wrong with you?
sublime93 0
YDI for letting them do that shit. Grow a pair & do something about it
Paneity 0
You're 26 years old. First off, you shouldn't be living with your parents any more, but if there is a legit reason you need to live with them right now, then at least ASK them if you can host a party in THEIR house. You aren't a teenager any more, you're a responsible adult, and I'm sure if you'd approached them like an adult, there would have been no problem.
maddog_fml 0
Whahahahahahaha!! These FML are getting better. No sorry for you buddy. YDI
Smokes1194 0
Dude, first of all. Move out. Second, you still get sent to your room. AT 26!?!?! DA PHACK YDI! so much!
stellarstar 0
haha you still live with your rants! ha
chowyuk 0
wow why would you even post this you are pathetic
eperry84 1
I say YDI only because your 26 and you tried to hide having your party from your parents. There are a lot of other things you can hide at the age of 26. A drug habit perhaps, a stolen car, or a gay lover. But a party should not be on that list. Just apologize, they'll take you off punishment.
jessxoxo28 5
wait... y r u living with ur parents in the first place?