Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
blueknight1st 26
Dude, move the **** out! Your 26 god damned years old.
muffinsareyummy 1
then move the **** out, you god damn moron!
capital_seven 0
YDI for being a 26-year-old living in your parents' house.
Brey1013 0
YDI for being 26 and still living at home. Now go ask mommy to make u a glass of milk and a sandwich, and feed u ur vitamins.
santafay 0
178 :) haha i loled dude. wtf...move out
sandyyy_fml 0
LOL 26 is TOO old to be living at home still!!! Your mother actually sent you to your room?!?!?!? LMFAO
morgan_5230 0
hahahahahaha. i'm sorry, but wow. YDI.
iamelrebel 0
fyl for living with your parents when you are 26 yrs. old
Jimboom 12
Grow a set and man the **** up. You should have told your bitch mom to shut up and sit down. The worst part of this isn't that you still live with your parents at 26 but you actually listened to her when she sent you to your room. Pussy!
engineering_guy 0
Get out of your parents house, no matter what it takes.