Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
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Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
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Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
youthink_fml 0
agreed. loser for living with mommy and daddy.
youEQUALtosser 0
Yeah, he should go out and get his own place. History shows that you can't go wrong there, buying a house you can't afford.
nodbor 11
did they spank you? did you go to your room crying? how long are your grounded?
cat83 0
Ydi for being 26 and living with your parents. Also for throwing yourself a birthday party. You're 26, not 13.
AshleyRose784 0
maybe it's time to grow up and move out. you're about 8 years late on that anyway...
kristidgranger 3
and how old are u again? mom made u go to room?
kingsteveooo 4
Dude, your 26, living at home and sent to your room? haha thats Hilarious!! Grow a pair of balls, find a job and move your ass out!
mylifeissh_tty 0
You a$$hole. Not everyone gets the chance or choice to get married, wants to, or desires to pop out kids. Everyone makes their own choices in life, and has their own circumstances.. It was very difficult for me to get out on my own, because where I live the cost of living is so high, affordable housing is so difficult to find, and finding good work that pays above minimum, difficult. Minimum wage here is the lowest in this province then any other. So maybe you all need to shut the f**k up before you judge this guys circumstances. Or maybe it was a typo and he's really 16 and you all pretty much look like major asshats right now.
JorgeM 0
Wow, way to miss the point entirely. All I was saying was that at age 26, I was fully independent of my parents and had been for several years. This pathetic slob is still living like he's in high school. Its a study in contrasts. Its very easy to live at home as an adult without resorting to being pathetic. Just have some humility, behave like an adult, and it'll all work out. I lived at home for 6 months after college. I still partied and had fun, but I never befouled my parents' home with drunken idiocy. "Minimum wage here is the lowest in this province then any other." Assuming you're a Canadian, what do you have to complain about? Trying being an American on minimum wage and in the working poor, then you'll realize how good you have it. Spoiled Canadian. Don't let your version of the Republicans destroy it all for you.
Helldozer 0
YDI for being 26 and still living with your parents, you dependent ****. How the hell do you get a girl?