Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
aaronruark 2
ydi not because you still live with your parents and not because. you let them push you around your in there house you go with there rule grow some balls and ask them and if they say no accept it and go get a ******* motel room don't have the go get a job or go to a friends house
ADoG07 11
Free loading loser? Find an apartment- pathetic
Honda288 2
I'm sure a dozen people have already said this but, What the **** man!? Grow a pair, get a job, get your own place, and in general grow the **** up!
apm2629 2
I think you should have just wrote "today, I'm 26 and I still live with my parents. Fml."
cami197934 3
Get your own place! Your 26!
sombi3 0
Your 26....you live at home... They made you go to your room..I'm sorry this is just to much YDI all the way.
Penguin1942 0
You're 26 and you live with your parents? Lol failureeee
P1Nk13 7
YDI for still living with your parents at 26! their house, their rules!
Albarufus 13
Move then! Their house, their rules!
saw95 6
Why r u still having partys behind ur parents back at 26?