Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
DaneTrain9311 7
That's when you move the party from your house to the bar
liteh2oman 0
U shouldn't be complaining if ur 26 and still live at home!!
olivialanee_ 0
you still live at home.. and you're 26?
crapazoidburg 0
You're 26 and you still live with your parents?
suzyrobertsxo 7
there could be many reasons why OP hasn't moved out yet, like my aunt, she was 25 and living with her parents because she was trying to save up for her wedding gown etc etc, but sorry OP that's quite embarrassing on your behalf!
NoDontKillMe 19
They can't order you to do that; youre 26!
CTPope74 13
They can do that. Their house. Their rules.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm so sick of people saying anyone still living with their parents if they're older than 18 deserves whatever bad luck befalls them. Guess what? Times are different and hard. Thousands of students are in debt with no way to pay it off because they can't find work, or if they do, it's a minimum-wage job that they can't make a living at. They can't afford to pay for student loans, rent, utilities, etc. Many young adults are still living with their parents for those reasons. I'm so glad to hear so many people are financially stable enough to move out and live on their own with absolutely no problems. Really, it must be nice.
Chelleybug123 5
I Agee with you. I live out on my own but my bf is the only with a job because we have no vehicle at all. We can't afford a vehicle because we live pay check by pay check trying our best to pay our bills and out food on our table. Many days i go hungry till around supper.
blondie2476 9
Why do you still live with your parents at 26?
FatherofTime87 18
Dude move out already
Jxv 15
You should probably get your own place