Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
Anonymiz 4
I really hope that 26th was a typo and it was meant to read 16th... If not this should say, "I just turned 26...and I still live with my parents. FML"
mkivsuptt 0
Hahahaha. YDI for being a 26-yr-old loser who still lives with his parents.
nomo_fml 0
YDI... If you live at your parents' house, it's their rules. Get your own house, throw your own party, and your parents can't say anything about it.
Sprinter136 2
Nobody seems to have mentioned the fact that a 26 year old had a birthday party to begin with. Come on. Little birthday parties with cakes and presents are for kids. Grow up already. Or at least be honest and say you had a drunken lowlife party. That's what most anyone over 15 does on their birthday. Don't call it a 'birthday' party, making it sound like pure innocence.
mike1921 0
It's a party to celebrate his birthday, although likely with drunken lowlifes. Birthday party.
IPeachez 0
you are 26, still living at home. enough said, that is your problem.
element01 0
YDI, get your own place you scab
Crazyging 0
I think someone needs to grow up a little and perhaps get employed?
aq2004 0
YDI for being 26 and still living with your parents. And for living in Mississippi.
goldenferret 0
Get a job. YDI.