Today, my 19 year old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
PandaSmile
| 24
Oh the irony. Does he also think girls can't pee with a tampon in and that they don't fart either?
By
Nathion
| 12
So get a book and educate him
COMMENTS
By
Kurisuten
| 13
Sounds a lot like most guys I know...
Reply
howard007
| 18
Most guys you know think girls don't poop?
Reply
hernanjaimes_
| 22
You must know some shitty guys...
Reply
americanafrican
| 32
wait...pretty girls poop!? life has changed for the worse
Reply
tomvertigo
| 17
You know an awful lot of idiots, then.
By
Nathion
| 12
So get a book and educate him
Reply
Bibliovore
| 26
And Google up a copy for him of the poem "The Lady's Dressing Room", by Johnathan Swift (author of "A Modest Proposal"). It's about a dandy of his times being horrified to discover all the backdrop paraphernalia and processes a lady of the times goes through before appearing in public. The finding of the chamber pot leads to the classic lines,
"Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!"
"Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!"
Reply
miss_me08
| 9
educate him with percussive maintenance and hope something gets through his thick skull
Reply
Mauskau
| 35
That's even more amusing because my mum's name is Celia ;3
Reply
MegaExplosives
| 17
then slap him with that book for disrespecting you
By
PandaSmile
| 24
Oh the irony. Does he also think girls can't pee with a tampon in and that they don't fart either?
Reply
khorstmye
| 15
Wait, you can pee with a tampon in?
Reply
PandaSmile
| 24
Different holes man
Reply
SuperCasual
| 13
Do girls pee with tampons in? I feel like that would be kind of strange.
Reply
UH60
| 26
Oh my god. There are three holes, and peeing with a tampon in does not hinder anything except maybe on the occasion you get the string wet. Which does suck.
Reply
askullnamedbilly
| 33
This is definitely going to be a whole lot of TMI but it's actually more difficult to shit with a tampon in because a lot of women have diarrhea during their periods and getting shit on the string is a lot worse than pee. Periods, what a beautiful wonder of nature.
Reply
Ali_Br_fml
| 33
You could always hold the string while you urinate/defecate. I haven't seen one that wasn't long enough to do so yet. Just remember to do so every time and you won't have it on the string.
Reply
KillerCheez
| 2
3 holes? News to me. Thank you sex ed for teaching me about crabs instead of useful stuff :')
Reply
yerawizardlizzy
| 27
Hold it????? No way. I'd rather pee on the string or take it out before pooping than risk getting anything on my hands. Tampons are expensive but I'm not THAT worried about it.
Reply
khorstmye
| 15
My life has been a lie
Reply
NotRussian
| 16
Well, technically the same hole, just different tubes in said hole.
Reply
MegasaurusRex89
| 28
No, not different tubes in the same hole, that's a penis. There's a vaginal opening, and just outside of that is the urethral opening. Two separate pieces of anatomy.
Reply
Scorpio01
| 16
Can U tell the hole story again?
Reply
kendalbear
| 16
Luna cup would solve that for most.
Reply
KryssLB
| 14
Guys have three holes; so do girls. Everyone has assholes; they're the same for both genders. Guys have two holes in the end of their dicks: One for procreation (the hole the sperm comes out of) and the urethra for pee. You can see them if you gently pull the slit at the end of your dick apart; if you have a foreskin you'll have to pull it back a bit.
Girls also have a hole for procreation (the vagina; tampons go in here to soak up the blood when her uterus lining sheds once a month), and a urethra, which is hard to see but is a hole just a little below the clitoris. Like guys, pee comes out of here.
The layout's a bit different between the genders but the plumbing's basically the same as the basic needs are the same for both sexes: Poop, pee, and reproduction.
Girls also have a hole for procreation (the vagina; tampons go in here to soak up the blood when her uterus lining sheds once a month), and a urethra, which is hard to see but is a hole just a little below the clitoris. Like guys, pee comes out of here.
The layout's a bit different between the genders but the plumbing's basically the same as the basic needs are the same for both sexes: Poop, pee, and reproduction.
By
Dick_diamond
| 22
Colons and penises.. So easily confused. He's an idiot
Reply
anonymuse_fml
| 31
He could also be thinking of the prostate.
By
clairelaliberte
| 16
Get someone else's opinion. It's a win-win: you’ll either prove him wrong or weed out the idiots.
Reply
ShowMeKay
| 20
Why get anyone's opinion? OP could just google it, show his idiot brother, and that'd be the end of that.
By
Bragi
| 12
Is he confusing it with prostate, or still thinks girls don't poop?
By
MedChew
| 19
I'm guessing he came to this conclusion because supposingly he also believes girls never fart?
By
LostInTheZone11
| 28
Well the medical field just got crossed off his brother's list of potential career paths.
By
zyx123abc
| 4
Colon is a large intestine. Women have those. Women can get colon cancer.
By
Mynamewontfi
| 40
When he gets a girlfriend, he is in for a big surprise.