FML : Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live...

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Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 October 2015 04:20 / Canada - Edmonton

Kids

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By MedChew | 18

#6432624 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:32

Well better practice holding onto soaps properly then

By clairelaliberte | 16

#6432622 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:31

Tell him to move to Sweden or Norway. At least he would be living a stylish criminal life.

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By shupwhup | 18

#6432615 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:30

Eh, if you aren't good in school, that's another option.

redhead_sprhro | 10

#6432958 - Monday 12 October 2015 0:20

Like communism, this is a good plan on paper, but terrible in the real world

gogo44444 | 28

#6433544 - Monday 12 October 2015 13:50

I agree with #94, what if he gets sentenced to death?

MonkeeArtz | 11

#6433624 - Monday 12 October 2015 15:42

Even if he gets sentenced to death, it'll take a while for him to be killed. He'd still be in prison, and the death sentence would be the most painless, since you don't need to wait as long until death.

Crispy_Gingers | 6

#6434040 - Tuesday 13 October 2015 2:14

Does Canada even have the death penalty?

luststarrr | 22

#6434162 - Tuesday 13 October 2015 6:27

They haven't since 1962.

By nournahas | 18

#6432618 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:31

Smart

By thedell3030 | 21

#6432621 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:31

Norway has the best prisons

flamingarrow59 | 21

#6432896 - Sunday 11 October 2015 23:15

theyre better than most of our homes

suosi | 21

#6433402 - Monday 12 October 2015 9:28

Cept for u d have to commit multipe crimes cuz their maximum sentence is 21 years...

PePziNL | 20

#6433960 - Monday 12 October 2015 23:53

There's norway that can be true.

By clairelaliberte | 16

#6432622 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:31

Tell him to move to Sweden or Norway. At least he would be living a stylish criminal life.

krazayman | 18

#6432833 - Sunday 11 October 2015 21:38

its funny how everyone on here is being very supportive torwards his goal. imagine what he has to do to get a life sentence

LittleRed79 | 39

#6432903 - Sunday 11 October 2015 23:22

It's a Canadian prison we're talking about here. "Life" sentence? Let's be honest...he'll be out after 20 years or so.

asakadelis | 7

#6433108 - Monday 12 October 2015 2:45

Walk into a bank and starts shooting stolen guns with filed serial number into the ceiling while naked threading to kill everyone. No one gets hurt and you have multiple charges against you.

countryb_cth | 38

#6433384 - Monday 12 October 2015 8:44

Also pee on a cop when you get arrested and run away from them. That should do the trick.

By MedChew | 18

#6432624 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:32

Well better practice holding onto soaps properly then

RealSuperSand | 21

#6432868 - Sunday 11 October 2015 22:30

When you go to prison the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt.

juturnaamo | 29

#6432907 - Sunday 11 October 2015 23:35

Rape jokes are funny as long as you're joking about men getting raped, I guess.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6432921 - Sunday 11 October 2015 23:44

It's only prisoners. Not like they matter.

williamcarter93 | 13

#6432929 - Sunday 11 October 2015 23:56

oh sure, prisoners don't matter, because all of them are evil, violent, people who deserve whatever they get/

Get out of here with that fuckery

theplaguedkitten | 5

#6433355 - Monday 12 October 2015 8:08

#81 thank you for pointing out that sexist point of view... honestly if feminists didnt have their heads vuried in their asses then sexism maybe could go away instead of switching sides :)

By SadLittleTurtle | 11

#6432627 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:33

OP, you really need to knock some sense into him.

MrSassypants | 31

#6432848 - Sunday 11 October 2015 22:00

Don't knock too much sense into him though. You might be the one ending up behind bars if you do that.

SlumMade | 13

#6432890 - Sunday 11 October 2015 23:08

Or she might be the reason why he gets the life sentence

wallac7 | 28

#6433459 - Monday 12 October 2015 11:50

Agreed make sure he understands that prison is not a fun place. You don't want him to make bad life decisions. Don't let him get to you, educate him :)

By olpally | 32

#6432636 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:37

Please tell him he has to get a real job.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6432740 - Sunday 11 October 2015 19:57

Not with his foolproof plan he doesn't.

ellabellaboom | 24

#6433155 - Monday 12 October 2015 3:52

Lol because "You have to get a real job" is motivation.

By FarmerGirl420 | 11

#6432642 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:43

better teach him how to make a shank.

Crimsonb312 | 11

#6432777 - Sunday 11 October 2015 20:28

*shiv

Arkaniel | 4

#6432778 - Sunday 11 October 2015 20:33

Shank is for rapid stab and is short while a shiv is longer and used for swing or one stab twist maneuver.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6433146 - Monday 12 October 2015 3:35

If his name is Johnny them defending himself from both would be the more prudent teaching.

By Kurby14 | 21

#6432646 - Sunday 11 October 2015 18:46

wow... might wanna see about visiting a prison so he can see what a 'wonderful' life that would be. 10 minutes into the visit would change his mind really fast

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6432860 - Sunday 11 October 2015 22:20

Scared straight as it was

derpyshy | 16

#6432884 - Sunday 11 October 2015 22:55

Actually, research has been done that indicates that a large portion of kids actually find the program encouraging, and actually do wind up prison despite the attempts to scare them straight.