Like communism, this is a good plan on paper, but terrible in the real world

I agree with #94, what if he gets sentenced to death?

Even if he gets sentenced to death, it'll take a while for him to be killed. He'd still be in prison, and the death sentence would be the most painless, since you don't need to wait as long until death.

Does Canada even have the death penalty?

They haven't since 1962.

theyre better than most of our homes

Cept for u d have to commit multipe crimes cuz their maximum sentence is 21 years...

There's norway that can be true.

its funny how everyone on here is being very supportive torwards his goal. imagine what he has to do to get a life sentence

It's a Canadian prison we're talking about here. "Life" sentence? Let's be honest...he'll be out after 20 years or so.

Walk into a bank and starts shooting stolen guns with filed serial number into the ceiling while naked threading to kill everyone. No one gets hurt and you have multiple charges against you.

Also pee on a cop when you get arrested and run away from them. That should do the trick.

When you go to prison the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt.

Rape jokes are funny as long as you're joking about men getting raped, I guess.

It's only prisoners. Not like they matter.

oh sure, prisoners don't matter, because all of them are evil, violent, people who deserve whatever they get/ Get out of here with that fuckery

#81 thank you for pointing out that sexist point of view... honestly if feminists didnt have their heads vuried in their asses then sexism maybe could go away instead of switching sides :)

Don't knock too much sense into him though. You might be the one ending up behind bars if you do that.

Or she might be the reason why he gets the life sentence

Agreed make sure he understands that prison is not a fun place. You don't want him to make bad life decisions. Don't let him get to you, educate him :)

Not with his foolproof plan he doesn't.

Lol because "You have to get a real job" is motivation.

*shiv

Shank is for rapid stab and is short while a shiv is longer and used for swing or one stab twist maneuver.

If his name is Johnny them defending himself from both would be the more prudent teaching.

Scared straight as it was

Actually, research has been done that indicates that a large portion of kids actually find the program encouraging, and actually do wind up prison despite the attempts to scare them straight.

Like if you watch the show scared straight and it does the follow up, they do good for like 2 months and then slip back into their bad old lifestyle

That actually sounds like a good idea to be honest. Might be slightly traumatizing but I think its worth the risk to make sure he understands.

I know a girl who was on Scared Straight. She said it was all a joke, and it doesn't help. So she just lied and said she'll change her ways.