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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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By Alock - 08/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML

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Outsider_77 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Did you find any?

unoffensivename 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:24

What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable

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summy15423 12

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:58

Maybe he was really really high OP?

Garon300 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:58

Thats too funny.

SamLiveFree_77 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:02

I sure hope you checked OP, you never what kind of monsters are hiding under there. Leave his door slightly open next time, so he knows he can run to your room if they try to attack.

Cynical_in_SK 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:04

Awe...did he ask you to tuck him in and read him a story too?

Fsvb 32

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:05

He probably played The Dark Descent :P

lawl_fluffles 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:07

I don't see a bad thing bout this except that he is 18

Groucho_fml 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:19

Thats kind of the FML... -.-

redmnky21 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:08

he's on drugs

luv_him6 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:17

Wow bright son u got there

MontesC 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:21

Do not underestimate the monsters that live under your bed, they're the most evil

Indigo14 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:23

Perfect opprotunity to act like there is one, i'dlove to see what he'd do

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